Our man in E3 has just checked in with FRUITAKU!
It’s bad news bears though I’m afraid.
The telegram received read like this:
NEAR NIL FRUT
This is not good news, but maybe not as bad as it would seem! ‘NEAR‘ NIL FRUT suggests that there are indeed some fruits on display at E3 2010. We can only optimistically speculate from our reporter’s gloomy but ambiguous summary.
There’s probably some fruits in that new Kirby game, but that’ll be Tomatoez and I don’t like collecting those so much. Definately a lot of BANANAS in that new Donkey Kong Country game. And of course, Metal Gear Rising’s melon chopping action stole the show.
But that seems about it. You heard it here first, once again not a great year for the FRUT-CORE ;_;