Yesterday saw Microsoft’s handful of new 360 exclusives SHOWCASED at E3 during their SHOWCASE SHOWCASE event.
Now the thing that everyone has forgot is this. When they decided to make the Wii, Nintendo went ‘how can we get fucking Mazza in more homes?’. The answer was: ‘get whole families to play it’. The next question, ‘how do you get whole families to play it’ was answered immediately by SHIGGO…
‘Make them do some sort of waggle. I dunno. Waggle. Everyone likes a waggle.’
And that was true! Everyone do like a waggle. And Nintendo got fucking Mazza in squillions of homes.
Now Microsoft have a WAGGLE! But they don’t have fucking Mazza. They don’t have WiiSport… well they do it would seem. Only it’s called Kinect Sports. The Rare “stink up” pile of diseased FILTH that plagued the rest of the show. Oh yeah, and now you get to say ‘XBAWKS! PLAY TINY TIM ALBUM’ and it’ll play your favourite Tiny Tim album.
But the whole affair was saved from, let’s be honest about it, UTTER LILLY THE STINK… by some OUT OF NOWHERE FRUT!
Metal Gear Rising’s watermelon slicing action!