Postal III is a game for twats about a twat. I couldn’t give a fuck about it, or its fans. No strong moral objection or anything, it’s just the only people I know who like the Postal series of games are actual proper tossers. Or children. Either way, they’re fucking dirty fruit dodgers.
Anyway, what’s all this about SCRUMPING?!
As this video shows, apparently you can scrump apples.
For those unaware of the practice of scrumping, it means stealing apples. (aka OGGY RAIDING)
Shame that you’d have to buy Postal III to get some virtual scrumping in. Still, fruits is fruits, and as such we gots to cover it in Fruitaku.