New Kirby game for Wii – THAR BE FRUTZ (NOT Journey)

While the world and his wife are playing Journey on the PS3 … WE’RE PLAYING A NEW KIRBY GAME BECAUSE IT HAS A FRUITS IN IT!!!!

There’s little other reason to play it though – hackneyed early nineties standard level design never really floats anyone’s boat – especially unforgivable following the seminal Kirby’s Epic Yarn released last year.

But WHO GIVES A FUCKING DAMSON?! These are DELICIOUS looking fruits and no mistake, guvnor.  In fact, I’m going to make this a short post so I can get back to collecting these fruits.

So while you’re playing Journey and telling everyone what a tremendous and profound experience it is, ask yourself this…

Would it be better with FRUTZ?

The answer of course, is yes.

If for some reason you’re playing Journey instead, here’s a handy control guide for new players..

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POSTAL III – SCRUMPING ACTION

Postal III is a game for twats about a twat.  I couldn’t give a fuck about it, or its fans.  No strong moral objection or anything, it’s just the only people I know who like the Postal series of games are actual proper tossers.  Or children.  Either way, they’re fucking dirty fruit dodgers.

Anyway, what’s all this about SCRUMPING?!
http://www.gametrailers.com/remote_wrap.php?mid=703644
As this video shows, apparently you can scrump apples.

For those unaware of the practice of scrumping, it means stealing apples.  (aka OGGY RAIDING)

Shame that you’d have to buy Postal III to get some virtual scrumping in.  Still, fruits is fruits, and as such we gots to cover it in Fruitaku.