While the world and his wife are playing Journey on the PS3 … WE’RE PLAYING A NEW KIRBY GAME BECAUSE IT HAS A FRUITS IN IT!!!!
There’s little other reason to play it though – hackneyed early nineties standard level design never really floats anyone’s boat – especially unforgivable following the seminal Kirby’s Epic Yarn released last year.
But WHO GIVES A FUCKING DAMSON?! These are DELICIOUS looking fruits and no mistake, guvnor. In fact, I’m going to make this a short post so I can get back to collecting these fruits.
So while you’re playing Journey and telling everyone what a tremendous and profound experience it is, ask yourself this…
Would it be better with FRUTZ?
The answer of course, is yes.
If for some reason you’re playing Journey instead, here’s a handy control guide for new players..